Saturday, June 02, 2007

Adam-isms


(Jim was helping Adam try on the new socks that I had just bought for him.)
Me: How do they fit?
Adam: Right fine.

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Adam: (dressed in shorts and cowboy boots) How do I
look? Fancy enough?

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Adam: (with a wad of something on his thumb) I seriously
found this in the play room. It's sticky tack! It's mine because I
found it.
Me: No, it's mine. But thank-you for finding it for
me.

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Adam: Mom, I need my hand washed.
Me: Why? What's on it?
Adam: Pee.
Me: How'd you get pee on it?
Adam: From the toilet.
Me: You put your hand in the toilet?
Adam: No.
Me: No?
Adam: No. It fell in.

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Adam: (strutting around with a bungee cord) Your
baby's under arrest.
Me: Why?
Adam: Because I'm the policeman

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Adam: (after hooking the antique dictionary and its stand
with the bungee cord and bringing it crashing to the floor
)
I did it on accident.
I did it on accident.
I did it on accident.
I did it on accident.

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And all of that was since 5:30 pm tonight!

4 comments:

Donna said...

Cindee, those are priceless!!! Thanks for sharing. Do you all live in the south? I can just hear a southern accent with those! (we're originally from NC, so I should know!)

Elise said...

Oh, Adam, were you separated at birth from my five-year-old?

This made me *smile* - I hope you are able to as well, Cindee - at some point! :)

Cindee said...

Donna-
Nope. Not in the south. Unless you mean southwest Idaho! :-) And yes, these quotes are priceless to me. That's why I record them here; so I can have a hope of remembering them later.

Elise-
I'm smiling now. Even at the times when it would probably be better NOT to smile! Sometimes proper discipline is tough if he's cracking me up! It reminds me of a post by KimC over at Life in a Shoe: Lucky they're cute? I think not.

Roberta said...

Sounds like he's a little thinker with lots of personality. Very sweet!